Friday, March 24, 2006

A solution to the Overinflated Market problem


Political Science by Randy Newman


No one likes us -
I don't know why
We may not be perfect,
but heaven knows we try

But all around,
even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
and see what happens

We give them money -
but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful
and they're hateful
They don't respect us -
so let's surprise them

We'll drop the big one
and pulverize them
Asia's crowded
and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name

Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one
left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London
and boom Paree
More room for you
and more room for me

And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow

So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now